CRACK IS WACK!!!!!

SO....LAST NIGHT WAS PRETTY COOL, WELL MINUS THE TINY DRUNK DUDE WHO KEPT ON COPPING A FEEL ON MY ASS. I ALMOST BEAT HIM DOWN, CUZ HE KEPT ON TAKING HIS HAND AND SLIDING HIS FINGERS INTO THE CRACK OF MY ASS. DOES MY BOOTY LOOK LIKE A CREDIT CARD MACHINE...DID MY RIGHT CHEEK SAY VISA OR MASTER CARD, NO!....DIDN'T HE LEARN ANYTHING FROM WHITNEY...REMEMBER "CRACK IS WACK"

WTF! I KNOW HE WAS DRUNK, BUT FIVE TIMES ??????????? MEN! SOME OF THEM ACT LIKE THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WHAT EVER THEY WANT. I HAD TO RELEASE MY INNER TANISHA AND "POP OFF" ON THAT FOOL NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE.

BUT BESIDES THAT FOOL DIM MAK TUESDAYS WAS SUCKA FREE. PEEP GAME!

CLICK IT!!!!!

BEAT UR ASS-MA-TASS

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

WTF IS WRONG WITH U!

SO, LAST NIGHT @ HUSH HUSH, THIS LITTLE DUDE PUSHED HIS WAY UP 2 THE FRONT, AND WATCHED ROYAL RUMBLE SPIN INTENTLY FOR LIKE 3 MIN, THEN OUT OF NO WHERE, HE TOOK HIS HAND AND GASP!!!!!!!!....TOUCHED THE TURN TABLE AND MADE THE RECORD SKIP... DOUBLE GASP!!!!!!!!! NEEDLESS 2 SAY THIS DIDN'T GO OVER 2 WELL AND THE ALL 2 FAMILIAR PHRASE "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN!" WAS YELLED. THE GUY STOOD THERE BALLING UP HIS FIST, AND MY BLACK ASS TOOK COVER, JUST IN CASE, WELL BECAUSE, MY LUCK IS NOT THE BEST. I COULD JUST IMAGINE THAT FOOL SWINGING @ THE DJ AND CAPPING MY BLACK ASS INSTEAD.

SO THE MORAL OF THIS STORY (IN THE WORDS OF DAN OH)...... DON'T TOUCH THE FUCKIN TURN TABLES! GOT IT???? GOOD....LETS DANCE.

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

PS. LOOK AT THE EXPRESSIONS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND....ITS WHAT MADE THIS SITUATION HELLA (YES I SAID HELLA) FUNNY

DOUBLE PS. DEAR GAWD....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NEVER LET ME BE THE ONE WITH MY HAND ON THE TURN TABLE

MORE PARTY PARTY BABE!

YO ADRIA! YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY HOMIES IN SPAIN.

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DAMN YA'LL, HUSH HUSH WAS OFF THE EFFIN CHAIN. I'M SO GLAD I WENT! I DANCED SO LONG AND SO HARD, THAT I CAN COUNT AT LEAST 14 DIFFERENT TIMES I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO EXPLODE/ GIVE BIRTH ON THE DANCE FLOOR CUZ THE BEAT WAS SO FAT! AND THE BEST PART.....BOYS BOYS BOYS! SOME MANY TO CHOOSE FROM. THIS NEVER HAPPENS. MY BLACK ASS WAS IN HEAVEN. I'M GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BBQ SAUCE, CUZ THERE WERE AT LEAST 3 BOYS I WOULD HAVE WORKED LIKE A RIB.....4 REAL!

PEEP GAME! CLICK THAT ISH!

MORE PARTY BABE!

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

CHOOSE DEATH OR CHOOSE LIFE????????

AS BLACK SHEEP SAID, "THE CHOICE IS YOURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"


THIS WEEKEND WAS PRETTY TIGHT, WELL PRETTY TIGHT CONSIDERING I WAS IN SOMEWHAT OF A NEGATIVE HEAD SPACE BUT I TOOK SOME TIME ON SUNDAY TO TAKE A LONG DRIVE, SNAP SOME PICTURES, AND DO SOME RETAIL THERAPY @ THE COLLECTIVE SOULS YARD SALE & ON MELROSE AS WELL. PRETTY DOPE. I CLEARED MY HEAD, AND TOOK MY MIND OFF SOME ISH. PEEP GAME BELOW



BLOWUP LA.......

CHOOSE DEATH

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY.......

CHOOSE LIFE

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

GOODBYE/SOLONG....

MAYBE I'LL SEE U NEXT LIFE TIME.

DEAR DANETTE,

I KNOW WE DIDN'T END ON THE BEST OF TERMS. I RANDOMLY THOUGHT OF YOU ON MONDAY NIGHT/ TUESDAY MORNING, AND I MUST ADMIT, MY THOUGHTS WEREN'T VERY PLEASANT. I WAS STILL ANGRY, BUT AS YOU KNOW, I HOLD GRUDGES.

BUT I REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO RUN A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS IN A MALE DOMINATED INDUSTRY. I LOOKED UP TO YOU AS SORT OF A MENTOR, AND I LOVED YOUR ABILITY TO SLAP A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND BE PLEASANT EVEN TO THE BIGGEST OF "A" HOLES LIKE LEE, AND THANKS FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO FORGIVE. I'VE ALWAYS STRUGGLED WITH THAT THROUGHOUT MY LIFE.

I FEEL HELLA GUILTY. IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I WOULD ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY AND GIVE ONE BACK TO YOU AS WELL. DEATH IS NEVER EASY, GO WITH GOD. I KNOW SHE'S WAITING FOR YOU.

XOXO

HOLLY

TOTALLY BLAQTASTICICAL!

I WOULD WRITE SOMETHING, AND TELL U HOW AMAZING THIS PARTY WAS, I FEEL THE PICS SPEAK 4 THEMSELVES. CHECK THE LINE UP FROM THIS WEEKS SESSION OF DIM MAK TUESDAYS:

BLOODCAT LOVE

BLAQSTARR

KAP BAMBINO

PASEROCK

IT WAS MORE THAN OFF THE CHAIN...IT WAS BLAQTASTICAL!!!!!!!


PEEP GAME!

TOTALLY BLACKTASICAL AWESOME RADNESS

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

P.S. KAP BAMBINO IS ONE OF THE MOST FANTASTICAL AHHHHMAZING...SLAP YOUR MAMA ACTS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THEY'RE DOING ANOTHER SHOW IN LONG BEACH 2NITE, AND ONE MORE STOP IN THE STATES IN NEW YORK ON FRIDAY. IF I LIVED IN THESE AREAS, AND I WERE U, I WOULD MOS DEF GO AND CHECK IT OUT...TRUST!

I GET BY W/ A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS!

CAT AND IAN...GOOD LOOKING OUT. THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH U GUYS R THE SHIT!...... DAMN! THIS WAS THE BEST SCION EVET MY BLACK ASS HAS EVER BEEN TO (WELL NEXT TO THE TTC SHOW IN DECEMBER). I DANCED TO WHOLE TIME, NON STOP. I ONLY GOT TO SEE THE VILLIANS, AND 2 MANY DJ'S , BECAUSE THE LINE WAS HELLA LONG.

PEEP GAME BELOW.

CLICK IT!

SUCKA FREE!

VIDEOS BY GLENJAMN




@ THIS POINT, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING 2 EXPLODE!



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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

THIS SHIT IS GOLD!!!!!!!

I'M PROBABLY A LITTLE LATE (SINCE I SAW THIS GUY ON IHEARTCOMIX LAST YEAR), BUT THIS IS THE BEST SHIT I'VE HEAD IN A WHILE....

MEET PFUNKT PEEP GAME!









LETS START A PETITION TO GET HIM TO PLAY A COUPLE OF SHOWS IN EL AYE.

GET PFUNKT HERE!...OR ON MYSPACE...AS SOON ASS POSSIBLE!

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

JESSICA / YESSKA

ONE OF MY MOST DEAREST FRIENDS.
PEEP GAME

KOREAN BABIES

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<3

MORE ON THE CHILL SIDE, BUT STILL HELLA (YEAH I SAID HELLA) FUN. PB WOLF AND MIXHELL PLAYED DIM MAK TUESDAYS THIS WEEK.

PEEP GAME!

PB & JELLY TIME

THE DOUCHE BAG CRONICLES

MEET THE "ALT BROMANCE BRO" DOUCHE BAG. U'VE SEEN HIM IN THE CLUB NUMEROUS TIMES. GIVING HIGH FIVES AND TRYING TO MOLEST THEIR FAV DJ. THEY CAN EITHER ROLL ALONE, OR FLY IN WITH A FLOCK OF OTHER "BROMANCE BROS"

REPEAT LY YELLING OUT THE NAME OF THE OBJECT OF THEIR AFFECTION...RIGHT IN YOUR EAR....OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THEY CAN RESORT TO VIOLENCE, AND TOSS A BITCH OUT THEIR WAY SO THEY CAN RIDE ON THE NUTS OF THE DJ DROPPING CUTS.

DETAILS....PEEP GAME!

THIS GUY WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. ALL UP IN MY FACE. LOUD OBNOXIOUS, ANNOYING, SPILLING HIS DRANK ON MY SHOES NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. WAVING HIS HANDS IN MY FACE TO GET MY ATTENTION....DON'T YOU GET IT! I HEAR U, BUT I'M NOT ACKNOWLEDGING YOU, BECAUSE YOUR WACK AS FUCK!

HE LEFT ME PONDERING THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

1. WHY DO ALT "BROMANCE BROS" LIKE THIS CARRY ON A "BRO"MANCE W/ THEIR FAV DJ'S, YET REFUSE TO FULLY COME OUT THE CLOSET???? ARE THEY ONLY GAY FOR BOYS WHO PLAY RECORDS??????????

2. DO BOYS LIKE THIS GUY REALIZE THEY'RE DOUCHE BAGS??????

3. WHY DO BOYS LIKE THIS SAY MEAN THINGS TO YOU RUIN YOUR FAV SHOES ONE SECOND, AND THEN TRY TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND A MINUTE LATER???????

4. DO BOYS LIKE THIS PICK UP ON GIRLS NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION THAT SCREAMS "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME U A HOLE" OR DO THEY JUST IGNORE IT?????????


ALT BROMANCE DOUCHE BAG BRO... I SALUTE U!

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH

NO!

A LA VICTOR & ROLF, I GOT UP THE GUTS TO TRY THE NO! FACE. TOO BAD, I DID IT BACKWARDS AT FIRST, SO I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER MINUTES BEFORE I LEFT.

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HOLLY THE BLAH BLAH